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| Welcome to Palmer Massachusetts |
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Welcome to the Palmer Massachusetts homepage Palmer is a great town. Our streets are paved and our schols have teachers and books. It's a pretty special goddamn place. |
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Attractions We have beer, cigarettes, a tattoo shop, an adult bookstore, a poolhall, and gas stations. We also have a dentist who will take care of your tooth. Our dentist uses high tech shit |
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Shopping We're not too far from malls and shit. |
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Hi, I'm the mayor of Palmer. It's a great town. Trust me. I hold all the power in Palmer. I can even act as justice of the peace when you marry your cousin. Mayor Beetlejuice |
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What People who Visit Say About Palmer Disclaimer: In reality, this site has nothing to do with the people. places, or things in Palmer real or ficticious. It's just for fun. |
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